Yo! I feel uptight. This ain't your normal dog. This is Boak! The master of jazzsta! 
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Sorry about that. Boak is a little, um weird. I like bananas.

I learned that this website was made by elementary students! I like bananas.

The newest mayor was arrested because he was a wanted fugitive. I like bananas. Banana City will remain Banana City and the old mayor was re-elected. I like bananas.

Maria is evil, like the title suggests. She has been fired (again!) and will be banned from the Sausage Territory only certain people will be allowed to know why. I like bananas.

WOW. I think Mr. SausageMan has a super-fan! Amber has stuck with us for a long long time, so I say "Amber, for supporting the Mr. SausageMan Crew you get a badge of Sausage" (it was to Amber). I like bananas.

Banana city is getting a new mayor, who wants to change the town name to MayorVille! He must be stopped. Vote/ comment yes or no about the new name. I like bananas. 

Soon we will have real photos of stunt tracks, and Mr. SausageMan! I like bananas.