Today I was hired as a stunt man for a FAMOUS TV show! Gasp! So there's this show called "The Life of a Madman" and there's tons of stunts! But the old guy was fired, 'cause he sucked, so they hired! I'm so excited!

So I had Kristen change the website to make it colorfuler, wait that's not a word... To bad, I'm awesome enough to make a new word. I like bananas!

I did this at school! La Gasp! I go to stunt school as a teacher every once in awhile. I like bananas!

Woops. Today my Sister Mrs. Ausageman asked me to look after Moter. I did, but he did bite a bit of me. Ow! Good luck it did regrow!